We’re never going to tell you we’re the best because:

That would just be wildly optimistic

We don't think you can serve people well without a healthy dose of humility

If we already think we're the best, then there is nowhere for us to grow, nothing for us to learn

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What we can tell you is that you’ll get our best. 

We don’t know how to do anything in moderation, so you’re going to get everything we’ve got from the second we meet. In the words of Ron Swanson:

“Never half-ass two things. Whole ass one thing.”

Whatever you hire us for, we promise to do it with our whole ass.

Buckle in.

“I do not have enough good things to say about Green Chair Stories and their process.

They are thorough, intentional and supportive and understood exactly what I was trying to convey in my website. I always thought I was okay at creating copy for my site, but I realized I didn’t have the skills to tell people what I brought to the table anymore. They put into words what I just couldn’t. And now I am more confident in my website and my brand because of their influence. As a wedding photographer, I am finally reaching the people who value the same things I do because of their skills.”

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The hardest part about writing is starting. It’s the blinking cursor on the blank page.

So here’s the secret to un-blank that page.

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The answer is no.

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